mustardbloodedasshole:

absolutelymadness:

Couch potato

get out

mustardbloodedasshole:

absolutelymadness:

Couch potato

get out

(via tomsivan)


damnnlyssa:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

oyesiam1:

Thank you Ellen for showing as once again how to react to homophobia with class and humour.

x

there is literally nothing i hate about this woman

ellen for jesus 2016

"ELLEN FOR JESUS 2016"

(via tomsivan)



pir8crabs:

Well. I.
Hm.

pir8crabs:

Well. I.

Hm.

(via mrpondtyler)


(via mrpondtyler)


Oh My God
Dylan O'Brien
Stiles Stilinski

Stiles Stilinski’s every Oh, my god ever.
Can go along with this post.

(via isaakstilinski)


Q
22. Thomas / newt
Anonymous
A

shuckfaceparadise:

22. trying to play footsie with the other during a meeting
(I’M SORRY THIS ISN’T SERIOUS I CRY)

"We have held this Gathering today to discuss the fate of Thomas the Greenie," Newt said, glancing over at Thomas. He looked back at him, giving a small smile he hoped read as ‘innocence.’

"Newt, I’m telling you, the kid saved my life. Saved Alby’s life. He deserves a shuckin’ reward," Minho said, and both looked to him. "Just saying, order’s not more important than survival."

"Order is how we run the Gl— Greenie, what the shuck are you doing?" Newt cut off, glancing at Thomas who hastily pulled his foot back.

"Just stretching. Sorry," he covered. Maybe now wasn’t the best time to be trying to…

"I swear if your bloody foot touches me one more time I’m going to throw you in the Slammer," Newt warned. He glanced around the group before adding, "Gathering’s opinion be shucked."

Across the table Minho started laughing and everyone turned to look at him until he finally got out, “Shuck, Greenie. You have the worst flirting skills I’ve seen ever.”

Thomas blushed and Newt kicked Minho. He didn’t stop laughing.


(via mickeyoneils)


gay kid: hey i like your shoes
straight boy: haha thanks but im straight

lohanthony:

predictively:

tactictaco:

pointmybodyouttosea:

i can watch this for hours

fuck you and your steady hand :’(

sorry for the porn

this is so soothing

lohanthony:

predictively:

tactictaco:

pointmybodyouttosea:

i can watch this for hours

fuck you and your steady hand :’(

sorry for the porn

this is so soothing

(via dontaskbridget)